Varicose Veins stockings for those with a lust for sickness

by Gareth Mankoo

Are you 70 and totally out of the group because you don’t have those streaks of red and blue that indicate your clogged veins? Here’s something you can really get a hold of. These wearable varicose veins are worn with the attitude of a real hen. Even if you’re not a sucker for stockings, these may soon become the part of your daily dressings. After all, it is high time you stop pretending that the missing veins will arrive soon. You’re missing the party already. So wear these and get in the damn car before they run out of bedpans.

Well it’s justified if you have all these parties to be a part of and all but puking out $65 from the peanut pension you get. Hey, how about asking Maria for a teeny loan.
Via – [Gizmodiva]

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