Shift knobs celebrating death of national terror, Osama Bin Laden

by Gavril Mankoo

One of the many bad tags that come along with being a terrorist is the world celebrating your death once you leave the earth for heavenly abode (or the fiery pit, depending on your cause). It’s only been a matter of time since feared terror-clan leader, Osama Bin Laden was put to rest, and the American Shifter Company has already come up with shiftknobs in the shape of Bin Laden’s head, completely for dead-man-eyes and a tongue sticking out. Made from high-impact resin and hand-painted too, these cost about $69.95. And yes, if the patriotism in you has been aflame long since the hunt to track down the world’s best player of hide-and-seek began, we suggest you run down to the store and buy one of these limited edition dead-Osama-Bin-Laden-shiftknobs, since just 5,000 of these will ever be produced.