October 28, 2006
Saint B – Musicale Arrabbiato
We have come across glowing crosses, steel crosses, diamond crosses, skull crosses… but here’s something that can make any ‘cross-lover’ drool his mouth out! Gloriously baptized as Saint B (wonder what B stands for – blasphemous? Beelzebub? ) the innocent looking cross dangling from a (supposed to be) pious neck can actually produce awesome digital quality audio! Yes! From now on not everybody wearing a huge mighty cross around his/her neck is a cleric, the Saint B comes into our midst with a USB connectivity female port (wonder why) and a earphone plug (that’s mysteriously placed somewhere around the cross’ armpits). Well, the critics are in line, with some pretty obvious criticisms, but an idea as wicked as this calls for a standing ovation.
From now on, in every monastery, we will find every abbot paying a little more attention to all the monks’ crosses (to make sure no ones playing Dimmu Borgir or Cradle Of Filth).