January 15, 2010
New technology requires you to whack your ringing phone to shut it up!
This may sound totally funny but yeah, you do need to whack your phone these days to shut it up. A newly developed system needs to be installed on your phone (that has an accelerator). The next time it rings while you’re in church or at a meeting, you can save yourself the embarrassment by simply whacking it while it’s still in your pocket. However, there are no smart tricks of how not to look dorky while slapping your own leg.
Now we know exactly what makes us get those powerful phone carry cases. It’s to keep us from keeping us from turning our phones to silent. Maybe if we hit it hard enough the cases may prove to be obsolete.