February 22, 2010
Google is now a power company!
Now that’s what you can expect to see your newspaper kid yelling about as he hurls the morning paper right into the face of your pooch. Google have been granted the power to buy and sell electricity. This comes after an order passed by the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission. Google Energy will now be able to seal another aspect of your life, the electricity bills. Hell, we dread these.
Google is taking over the world faster than Pinky and the Brain put together. Now’s the time to take action! Microsoft! Buy our water supply!