Fancy a bacon-flavored car?

by Gavril Mankoo

Butcher shops aren’t the best smelling places in the world, even though they are loaded with stuff that is known for aromas that could kill before the taste: bacon! That’s what we’re looking at here. Scent of bacon, only for your car. A real glutton would dive into this prospect but I’m guessing it wouldn’t be healthy for him to have any vegan friends. That would leave him cleaning up the barf from the cushions instead.

Shelling out $3 for your car to seem like some carcass van would be a penny well-spent, if you’re planning to apply as chauffer for the Addams Family