Californian inventor designs Self-Burying Screw-In Coffin, a grave diggers worst nightmare

by Gavril Mankoo

The days of luxurious coffins and burying a man lying down are coming to an end. The grave-diggers job may be in jeopardy as well. A new patent filed by Donald Scruggs an inventor from the great state of California has devised an all new way to quickly and conveniently bury yourself if necessary with out a hassle of exerting yourself digging a large whole in the ground. His Self-Burying Screw-In Coffin will On the plus side, this will open quite a bit of space in the cemeteries. Of course require you will be standing for an eternity, if that doesn’t bother you, you’re good to go. The term – Go Screw Yourself – just took on a whole new meaning.