You can get the best of your anger pangs against the infamous Ponzi schemer, Bernie Madoff with a few abuses when you’re drunk but if you really want to get the guy shaking in his grave then here’s a sweet one. Get a hold of these stress busters from Klear Gear that are shaped like the head of our very own protagonist. Look’s like it’s out of the South Park studios; oh the gore, the humor and of course, the silliness to cook up such ideas. However, there’s nothing on earth that cannot be sold or bought. Someone’s sure to fall for these little heads. After all, banging your fists on the table is a lot more harmful as compared to these good-for-nothing heads.

The Bernie Madoff severed head stress busters cost about $15. That’s really affordable. Says the president of KlearGear, "It's a stress toy made for today's economy. Why bang your own head when you can slam Madoff's head on your desk? There are enough reasons to do that already."