Presenting to you a sure-shot way to keep snoopy-noses out of your cubicle when you are away. The Shooting Cubicle Alarm System, is three-step alarm that not only warns you off intrusion but also fights the intruder for you. Using technology adapted in Area 51, each unit is fitted with a motion sensor. When the first line of defense (aka Alarm 1) is tripped two things happen. First, it flashes and klaxons to signal an intrusion. And second, it also arms Alarms 2 and 3 using invisible wireless signals. Alarm 2 also has an audible alarm, but it is louder than Alarm 1. It also will spot the varmint with a red light beam. And when Alarm 3 is tripped two safe missiles will be launched at the intruder. Quite I hip way to keep busybodies from snooping!

Of course it would be reckless to rely only on Shooting Cubicle Alarm System for safekeeping sensitive documents.

Here's how the system works:

Tri-Link Alarm System features:
Alarm 1 - Sound and light alarm; arms Alarms 2 & 3
Alarm 2 - Louder sound and light alarm; spots intruder with a red dot of guilty light
Alarm 3 - Fires two foam missiles at intruder.
Uses 7 AAA batteries (not included).
It costs $39.99.

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