Talking Homer Fridge Magnet

Bart may be wicked but the show is always spiked-up because of Homer Simpson. So I can imagine sticking his 26cm tall head on my fridge and saying funny one-liners every time I open the fridge to take out my pint of larger and open the bottle on the opener mounted at the bottom of his neck. Some of the classic one-liners include: “Do you drink that brand? I’m not even desperate enough to drink that stuff.” “Hurry up and drink, that bottle’s not gonna empty itself! Unless you fall down and spill it.” “Hey, excuse me, but I’ve noticed you’ve fallen behind in your drinking.” “That better not be the last one ‘cos I’m still thirsty!” “Hey buddy…mind if I lick that cap!”