When you talk about clamshell phones as against usual bricks, the usability and ease of grip is something that comes into play. Now if you’ve got really stubby fingers that would look good when doing an action similar to a boob-grab, while talking on the phone, then go in for the Starfish Cellphone. Then name says it all. I wish it were themed around Patrick the starfish. I wouldn’t mind the obscene phone-holding gesture then. On a serious note, this one has a 1.8 inch touchscreen display, a camera, Bluetooth, a 2 GB memory card and very gay border design.

So what if it doesn’t come themed like Patrick. You can pick the pink version instead. It also comes in gold, green and blue. $126 is all it costs.

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