Don't have the time or energy to wait in serpentine queues for the iPhone. Then why not hire someone to do it for you, for $250 you can hire someone in New York or San Francisco to wait in the line to get your dream phone. If spending $250 for something worth $550 is not in your budget then you can seek the assistance of Homeless people or Junior high students and save some money.
Professional Line waiters (NY - Craigslist)
Professional Line waiters (San Francisco - Craigslist)