While each of us wishes to smell as uniquely as the next, it’s just possible that Chanel No. 5 would smell the same on Jenifer Lopez as it would on Jennifer Garner. Perhaps that’s what confused Ben Affleck in the first place. But in the quest to be distinguished as one of a kind and, a company called MyDNA has developed a perfume that pretty much embodies the name. This would of course set people apart but it isn’t just your own DNA that they use to make a scent. No no no! MyDNA is also planning on releasing a line of fragrances that will have other people’s DNA. Obviously they won’t have just any Tom, Dick, Jane or your neighbor’s DNA. We’re talking about DNA from the stars dead and gone like - Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and Michael Jackson. Well Marilyn Monroe’s could be great for getting to people in high places like president’s and such and then there’s Elvis with his one woman Lisa Marie Presley and finally there’s MJ… Never mind, I like him too much to make a nasty comment.

[PSFK]