Yeah, so what if you’ve got the whole one hour train journey to work? You can always get away with the boredom by wearing this cool shirt. It’s got a Lego Baseplate on it. All you have to do is carry your favorite blocks around with you in the little yellow bucket that you get and fix up some cool contraption on your chest while the rest of the passengers dial 911 to get you arrested or admitted to an asylum. It can be a good means letting off some steam. Like for instance, if a turd is playing some turd tunes, you can simply make a pretty hand gesture or a message using the bricks. If you’re really pissed you can always resort to a coffin or crossbones.

The Lego Baseplate Shirt may be a real pain to wash. It costs just $18. So that isn’t totally unaffordable. Just get used to the ‘clickety-clacks’ that you’ll hear from the washing machine. Anything but a hand wash is welcome.

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