This was inevitable. The amount of time that people normally spend online is proportionate to the odd ways of behavioral traits we see them exhibiting. This one father was lazy to get up and rock his baby the conventional way so he programmed a solution. Yes, literally. He used a Linux box and a custom program to get the CD drive repeatedly open and close. To this, he tied a string the end of which was tied to the baby’s seat. So it would go in and out and in and out and allow the baby to sleep thinking that her father loves her so much to constantly be giving her such attention.

[Dvice]