All ye plebeians can now rejoice, and thy will rejoice with thee.

Translation:

All you fools who stood in serpentine queues to buy iPhone,
All you smart-pants rubbing the phone in us commoner's faces,
We get our final redemption.
iPhone 3G is hitting across 970 BestBuy stores plus at 18 dedicated Mobile locations on September 7 for the same $199 and $299 cost.
Hark all ye show-offs Best Buy officially becomes the first third-party retailer in the US to sell the iPhone in an official capacity.

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