We’ve all called him our hero and mentor. His story is inspiration right from the Nativity to the Ascension. However, who would follow a man 2000 years ago if he didn’t prove his brilliant to them in their face. So he managed to conjure some wonderful tricks without any kind of illusion or hypnotism, just grace and the special powers given to him by the one who made us. Behold the Deluxe Miracle Jesus Action Figure that brings the lord home. You can keep him everywhere from the play box to the altar and he still won’t look out of place. However, I really feel that the Vatican’s not going to take kindly to this once they get to know. And since I’m so Catholic, I must strike my breast and beg forgiveness for reviewing this scourge of my faith.

The Deluxe Miracle Jesus Action Figure comes along with a jug (for the water to wine miracle), 5 loaves and 2 fish and hands that glow in the dark. Well what can I say? Lord, pardon them, even though they know what they do.

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