Save thousands of dollars going to shrink, or spare the family heirlooms from being destroyed, whatever the case, breaking a china dish to vent frustration is by far the best method. Yarisal and Kublitz are out with the 'Passive Aggressive Anger Release Machine' and I think it's the apt answer for all those who crave to be the Bull in a China Shop! Load a coin into the slot and watch a dish of china roll slowly to the edge and smash into shattering pieces and fall into the bottom of the machine. What's more no cleaning up required after the job has been done!

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